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How to Archer

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How to Archer

The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

By Sterling Archer

It Books, Paperback, 9780062066312, 192pp.

Publication Date: January 17, 2012

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

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