Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies
On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities
By Chris Kluwe
(Little Brown and Company, Hardcover, 9780316236775, 272pp.)
Publication Date: June 25, 2013
List Price: $27.00*
* Individual store prices may vary.
Enter your zip code below to find indies closest to you.
What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.)
Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING.
Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: "This is an uproarious, uncensored take on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human."
Excessive brags about myself: "An extraordinarily clever, punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader, obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom."
Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now
So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by reading this "collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays, letters, and stories" (I have no idea why that's in quotes).
Join the herd of "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies."
(You know you want to.)