Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves

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Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves

One Butt Cheek at a Time

By Amber Kizer

Delacorte Books for Young Readers, Hardcover, 9780385734301, 304pp.

Publication Date: October 9, 2007

Description

GERT GARIBALDI ISN'T ONE OF those people who believe high school is the best part of life. She has a whole notebook full of rants about high school, and she's fully aware of how ridiculous the experience is, thank you very much. Gert just wants to survive the next three years, one butt cheek at a time, with her best friend, Adam, by her side - and maybe Luscious Luke attached to her lips. With a stapler. Or something. But muddling through isn't even as easy as it seems - there are geriatric parents to deal with, Homecoming festivities (admit itÑthose words just sent a little chill down your spine), crushes, ed (both sex and driving), and potential new boyfriends - for both Gert and Adam. Frank, funny, and totally unique, Gert's ready to pull on the Pants of Life and start dancing.



About the Author

A celebrated speaker and teacher, Amber Kizer gives writing workshops for all ages. Visit her at www.amberkizer.com. For more from Gert, including deleted scenes, original material, and sneak peeks of upcoming Rants and Raves, visit www.onebuttcheek.com. She lives in Seattle, Washington.



Praise For Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves

“Spicy, aware. . . . Readers will be cheering Gert along as she learns to follow her instincts instead of her illusions. A shot in the arm of an otherwise tiresomely formulaic genre.”—School Library Journal