Crooked

Crooked Cover

Crooked

By Brian M. Wiprud

Dell Publishing Company, Mass Market Paperbound, 9780440243120, 285pp.

Publication Date: July 25, 2006

Description
Nicholas Palihnic is a natty, tweed-suited hustler who knows every nook and cranny of New York and a thousand ways to break a girl's heart. Beatrice Belarus is a Manhattan art dealer with an insatiable appetite for money and for anyone who gets in her way. And a painting titled Trampoline Nude, 1972 has neither nudity nor a trampoline. But when Nicholas is hired by an insurance company to find the recently stolen painting, a murdered art thief points him to a trove of gold buried beneath Manhattan and suddenly all roads are leading back to Beatrice. As fortune hunters, lovers, and other strangers gather around him, there's one thing Nicholas must remember above all else: in this business, it's better to be crooked than dead....


About the Author
BRIAN M. WIPRUD

Age: Wears red tennis shoes

Physical Description: Diabolical & Occasionally Fiendish

Profession: Mystery Author, Outdoor Writer & Photographer

Latest Accomplishments:

*Independent Mystery Bookseller's Association Bestseller

*2002 Lefty Award for Most Humorous Novel

*2003 Barry Award Nominee for Best Paperback Original

Favorite Books: "The Squid and I, Chuck Flink"

"Tubing Badgers for Fun and Profit, Bubbles McCoy"

Favorite Movies "Bowanga! Bowanga!," "Eegah!"

Hobbies: Knife Throwing, Sword Swallowing, Hanging by Fish Hooks

Favorite Lines: "What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe." WC Fields.

Favorite Scotch: Bourbon


Praise For Crooked

"Thrilling... Wiprud's engaging, hard-boiled style draws readers into both the art world and the underworld of New York, and his colorful cast keeps things moving with wit to spare."—Publishers Weekly