The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance
By Elna Baker
(Dutton Adult, Hardcover, 9780525951353, 288pp.)
Publication Date: October 15, 2009
Other Editions of This Title: Google eBook, Paperback
Categories: General, Personal Memoirs, Women
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It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. So once again, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance-a virgin in a room full of virgins doing the Macarena. Her Queen Bee costume, which involves a black funnel stuck to her butt for a stinger, isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna is alone at the punch bowl, stocking up on generic Oreos, exactly where you'd expect to find a single Mormon who's also a Big Girl. But loneliness is nothing compared to what happens when she loses eighty pounds. . . . and falls in love with an atheist.
The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who's cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios including selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.
ôElna BakerÆs memoirs of Mormon chastity and self-denial are presented wi such passion and wit and unbridled effervescence that somehow her life comes out as pure erotic adventure, a romance of wild sunshine hedonism. As she juggles it all before usùher doubt and her deep faith and her lust and longing and fiere disciplineùsheÆs a dazzlement, a living breathing paradox and an absolute orinal and a joy to behold.ö George Dawes Green, Author of Ravens and Te Juror, and Creator of the MOTH.
ôIs there a stronger subject tha the struggle for love, or a better way to face it than to laugh? Baker has got the curse to live absurdly, the gift to tell it honestly, and the nerve to break our hearts. G*d@#n her talent.ö ûAndrew Sean Greer, author of The Story of Marriage and The Confessions of Max Tivoli

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