Autobiography of a One-Year-Old

By Rohan Candappa
Bantam, Paperback, 9780553381306, 288pp.

Publication Date: August 28, 2001

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“I am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography....”

Have you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out?

“I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I’m spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you’re left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything’s at completely the wrong height. Where you’re not allowed to splash in the bath but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. And where diapers and poop loom large at every turn.

“It’s a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I’ve laughed a lot, I’ve cried a lot, I’ve learned a lot. And so will you. You might even discover the answer to that age-old question: Humpty Dumpty — did he fall or was he pushed?

“Anyway, must run. I see a bowl of tepid gloop is being spooned out for me. What joy.”

Welcome to the wonderful world of your one-year-old.




About the Author
After many years working in advertising, Rohan Candappa is now a full-time writer. He is the author of several successful books, including the" The Little Book of Wrong Shui" and "The Little Book of Christmas Stress". Now he writes funny books full of very bad advice when he is not hiding from his two children. Obviously, he is a little overweight, but he finds that black is a very slimming color.



Praise For Autobiography of a One-Year-Old

“[E]njoy a glimpse of life from the other side.”
Publishers Weekly

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