Once Upon a Time, the End (Asleep in 60 Seconds)
Publication Date: August 30, 2005
Once upon a time
there was a grown-up
looking for a book
with very short bedtime stories
for a kid who wouldn't go to sleep.
So the grown-up picked up this book
and read this flap
and took the book home
and read it out loud
and they both laughed
and fell fast asleep
Just like you.
Geoffrey Kloske is a book editor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
"Smart and funny and beautiful and pithy. I really love it and I'm very jealous."
-- Maira Kalman
"Better than Children's Benadryl when it's cocktail hour and the kid won't go to sleep."
-- Daniel Handler (a.k.a. Lemony Snicket)