I'm Too Young to Be Seventy

And Other Delusions

By Judith Viorst
(Free Press, Hardcover, 9780743267748, 78pp.)

Publication Date: October 2005

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The beloved author of "Forever" "Fifty" and "Suddenly" "Sixty" tackles the ins and outs of becoming a septuagenarian with wry good humor. Fans of Viorst's funny, touching, and wise decades poems will love these verses filled with witty advice and reflections on marriage, milestones, and middle-aged children.
Viorst explores, among the many other issues of this stage of life, the state of our sex lives and teeth, how we can stay married though thermostatically incompatible, and the joys of grandparenthood and shopping. Readers will nod with rueful recognition when she asks, "Am I required to think of myself as a basically shallow woman because I feel better when my hair looks good?," when she presses a few helpful suggestions on her kids because "they may be middle aged, but they're still my children," and when she graciously--but not too graciously--selects her husband's next mate in a poem deliciously subtitled "If I Should Die Before I Wake, Here's the Wife You Next Should Take." Though Viorst acknowledges she is definitely not a good sport about the fact that she is mortal, her poems are full of the pleasures of life right now, helping us come to terms with the passage of time, encouraging us to keep trying to fix the world, and inviting us to consider "drinking wine, making love, laughing hard, caring hard, and learning a new trick or two as part of our job description at seventy."
"I'm Too Young to Be Seventy" is a joy to read and makes a heartwarming gift for anyone who has reached or is soon to reach that--it's not so bad after all--seventh decade.

About the Author
Judith Viorst was born and raised in New Jersey. She received a B.A. in history from Rutgers University, and in 1981, after six years of study, she graduated from the Washington Psychoanalytic Institute.

Mrs. Viorst is the author of eight collections of poems for adults: "The Village Square";" It's Hard to Be Hip Over Thirty and Other Tragedies of Married Life"; "People and Other Aggravations"; "How Did I Get to Be Forty and Other Atrocities"; "When Did I Stop Being Twenty and Other Injustices"; " Forever Fifty and Other Negotiations"; " Suddenly Sixty and Other Shocks of Later Life"; and "I'm Too Young to Be Seventy and Other Delusions". She has also written "You're Officially a Grown-up: The Graduate's Guide to Freedom, Responsibility, Happiness and Personal Hygiene"; a novel, "Murdering Mr. Monti"; and six nonfiction books: "Yes, Married"; "Love & Guilt & The Meaning of Life, Etc."; "Necessary Losses", which was on "The New York Times " bestseller list for almost two years; its companion volume, "Imperfect Control"; "Grown-up Marriage"; and "Alexander and the Wonderful, Marvelous, Excellent, Terrific Ninety Days: An Almost Completely Honest Account of What Happened to Our Family When Our Youngest Son, His Wife, Their Baby, Their Toddler, and Their Five-Year-Old Came to Live with Us for Three Months". In addition, she wrote a column in "Redbook "for over twenty-five years.

Mrs. Viorst is the author of eighteen books for children: "Sunday Morning"; "I'll Fix Anthony"; "Try It Again, Sam"; "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"; " The Tenth Good Thing About Barney"; "My Mama Says There Aren't Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things"; "Rosie and Michael"; "Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday"; " If I Were In Charge of the World and Other Worries"; "The Good-bye Book"; "Earrings!"; "The Alphabet from Z to A"; "Sad Underwear and Other Complications"; "Alexander, Who's Not (Do You Hear Me? I Mean It!) Going to Move"; "Absolutely, Positively Alexander", a collection of the three Alexander stories; "Super-Completely and Totally the Messiest"; "Just in Case"; and "Nobody Here But Me".

Many of her books, for adults as well as for children, have been published abroad. Several of her children's books have been made into short films.

Mrs. Viorst lectures widely on a variety of topics, ranging from loss and growth to children's literature and the subject of control. Her poetry has been read in performance by Anne Bancroft, Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne, and Anne Jackson and Eli Wallach. Her musical, "Love & Shrimp", starring Eileen Barnett, Bonnie Franklin, and Mariette Hartley, has been performed in Los Angeles, New York, and other cities. A musical version of "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day", with the play and lyrics written by Mrs. Viorst and music by Shelly Markham, was commissioned by and performed at the Kennedy Center and now appears at theaters all over the country. A second children's musical, "Alexander, Who's Not, Not, Not, Not, Not, Not Going to Move", also with play and lyrics by Mrs. Viorst and music by Shelly Markham, was commissioned by and performed at the Kennedy Center and is currently touring the country.

Mrs. Viorst resides in Washington, D.C., with her husband, Milton, who is the author of several critically acclaimed political books. They have three sons, Anthony, Nicholas, and Alexander, and seven grandchildren.

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