The Pub at the Center of the Universe

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The Pub at the Center of the Universe

A Novel from the Fifth Dimension

By Dale Mettam

Dailey Swan Pub, Paperback, 9780977367658, 339pp.

Publication Date: February 10, 2007

If the world's worst department store security guard in history is to survive, let alone save the universe, he better learn a few basic rules as he crosses the cosmos.Rule #1: Never, ever, switch off your Forced Reality Bubble.Rule #2: The most prevalent species in the universe are bugs.Rule #3: There are five known dimensions in the universe.Rule #4: Never ask why there are so many wings and legs in a party bucket.For Kirk, failure will mean more than the end of things as he knows them. It means the end of everything-period. A gigantic do-over. But hey, no pressure.

About the Author
Dale was born and raised in Sheffield England. After graduating from college, he worked for a small regional newspaper before migrating to the US. Working on training videos, he soon realized the best parts were those that were chopped out. Dale has written screenplays and numerous short stories.