Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

By Celia Rivenbark
(Griffin, Paperback, 9781250029232, 254pp.)

Publication Date: October 22, 2013

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In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). "Rude Bitches Make Me Tired "will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including: Navigating the agonies of check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as "Recline Monster" and other animals)The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")And much more
Good manners have never been so wickedly funny.




About the Author
Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers "Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather"; and "You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier" won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house "with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats." She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the "Myrtle Beach Sun News". She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
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