Happy Endings

The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

By Jim Norton; Colin Quinn (Foreword by)
(Simon Spotlight Entertainment, Paperback, 9781416961055, 269pp.)

Publication Date: June 2008

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Description
Jim Norton is a pervert
in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.
Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the "Opie and Anthony Show, " which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.
Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, "Happy Endings" is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.



About the Author
Jim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's "Opie and Anthony Show" and is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd" with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's "Lucky Louie, " and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and "Late Night with David Letterman, " and lives in New York City.

Colin Quinn is a stand-up comedian and writer best known for his five years writing and performing and anchoring Weekend Update on "Saturday Night Live". He was also the sidekick and announcer of MTV s game show "Remote Control" and he host of "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" on Comedy Central. Quinn recently performed on Broadway and toured the country for his one-man show "Long Story Short", which was adapted into an Emmy-nominated HBO special.
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