I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship

Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Hu

By Wade Rouse; Emily Durante (Narrator); Johnny Heller (Narrator)
(Tantor Media, MP3 CD, 9781452656502)

Publication Date: February 2012

Other Editions of This Title: Paperback, Compact Disc, Compact Disc

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Selected by Indie Booksellers for the September 2011 Indie Next List
“In this wonderful collection of short stories we celebrate life with our favorite shoe-eating, bed-stealing, impossible-to-train friends: dogs. Dog lovers who read this will find solace in knowing that there are others out there having experiences just like their own, both frustrating and funny. This is the perfect book to curl up with -- that is if your dog hasn't already taken your spot in the bed!”
-- Morgan Kiedrowski, Next Chapter Bookshop, Mequon, WI


An anthology of bark-out-loud original essays about dogs from some of today's most popular writers.

About the Author

Wade Rouse is the author of four critically acclaimed memoirs, including America's Boy, Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler, and the bestsellers At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream and It's All Relative. He lives on the west coast of Michigan, where he writes memoirs and battles for bed space with his partner, Gary, and their beloved mutts, Marge and Mabel. Emily Durante has been acting since the age of seven, performing in a number of stage plays professionally, in the community, and at the college level. Other performance credits include commercial and industrial voice work, educational live theater, and singing telegrams. She has been narrating audiobooks for over ten years. Her titles include the Midnight Twins trilogy by Jacqueline Mitchard, Casting Off by Nicole R. Dickson, Impossible and Locked Inside both by Nancy Werlin, and Smooth Talking Stranger by Lisa Kleypus. She has also directed audiobooks, including the Earphones Award-winning performance of Heaven's Keep narrated by Buck Schirner. Emily resides in the Philadelphia area with her husband and two children. Johnny Heller has won two prestigious Audie Awards and has earned numerous Audie nominations. He has been praised for his adult, personal development, history, comedy, and children's book narrations. Named a Best Voice of 2008 and 2009, as well as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine, Johnny has earned almost twenty Golden Earphones Awards. Two of Johnny's audiobooks have been picked by AudioFile as Best Audiobook the Year, and he has won two Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Awards.

Praise For I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship

"Dogs are, indeed, our best friends. This book celebrates the special---and often hilarious---bonds that develop between us. It will make you laugh, and touch your heart!" ---Wayne Pacelle, President and CEO, The Humane Society of the United States

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