The Love Song of Jonny Valentine

By Teddy Wayne
(Simon & Schuster, Paperback, 9781476705866, 285pp.)

Publication Date: February 2014

Other Editions of This Title: Hardcover, MP3 CD, Compact Disc, Compact Disc, Hardcover

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“A bittersweet, frank, and funny take on modern celebrity, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine introduces a young pop phenomenon whose career and every move is managed by his mother who has her own set of problems with drugs and men. Jonny who is haunted by the memory of his missing father, is both wise and appallingly naïve as he deals with his newfound fame, the business of pop music, and the users and hangers-on of the celebrity world. A touching, funny, and moving view of stardom and how talented young people deal with sudden fame and success.”
-- Ellen Burns, Books on the Common, Ridgefield, CT

One of the most critically acclaimed books of the year, Whiting Award-winner Teddy Wayne's second novel is "more than a scabrous sendup of American celebrity culture; it's also a poignant portrait of one young artist's coming of age" (Michiko Kakutani, "The New York Times")--and an enduring yet timely portrait of the American dream gone awry.
In his rave on the cover of "The New York Times Book Review," Jess Walter praised Wayne's writing for its "feats of unlikely virtuosity" and the boy at its center as "a being of true longing and depth, and...a devastating weapon of cultural criticism...You'd have to be made of triple platinum not to ache for Jonny Valentine."
With "assured prose and captivating storytelling" ('s Book of the Week), "The Love Song of Jonny Valentine" also showcases "one of the most complicated portrayals of the mother-son relationship since "Room"" ("BookPage"). Touring the country in a desperate attempt to save a career he's not sure he even wants, Jonny is both driven by his mother's ambition and haunted by his father's absence, constantly searching for a familiar face among the crowds. Utterly convincing, whip-smart, yet endearingly vulnerable, with an "unforgettable" voice ("Publishers Weekly," starred review), the eleven-year-old pop megastar sounds "like Holden Caulfield Jr. adrift in "Access Hollywood" hell" ("Rolling Stone").
Called "a showstopper" ("The Boston Globe"), "hugely entertaining" ("The Washington Post"), "heartbreakingly convincing" ("People"), "buoyant, smart, searing" ("Entertainment Weekly"), and "touching and unexpectedly suspenseful" ("The Wall Street Journal"), this extraordinary novel has been widely embraced as a literary masterpiece and the rare "satire with a heart" ("Library Journal," starred review).

About the Author

Teddy Wayne, the author of Kapitoil, is the winner of a 2011 Whiting Writers’ Award and a finalist for the Young Lions Fiction Award, PEN/Bingham Prize, and Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He writes regularly for The New Yorker, The New York Times, Vanity Fair, McSweeney’s, and elsewhere. He lives in New York.

Praise For The Love Song of Jonny Valentine

"It speaks well of both Jonny and his creator that the result is this good, a moving, entertaining novel that is both poignant and pointed e" a sweet, sad skewering of the celebrity industry...his satirist's eye is limpidly does Wayne imitate the voice of a preteen celebrity, he risks making it look create out of that entitled adolescent voice a being of true longing and depth, and then to make him such a devastating weapon of cultural criticism e" these are feats of unlikely virtuosity, like covering Jimi Hendrix on a ukulele...Embodying a character who might otherwise be easy to dismiss, Wayne has crafted a funny, affecting tour of our cultural wasteland...youe(TM)d have to be made of triple platinum not to ache for Jonny Valentine."(Jess Walter, New York Times Book Review (cover review and Editors' Choice)

"Sad-funny, sometimes cutting...more than a scabrous sendup of American celebrity culture; ite(TM)s also a poignant portrait of one young artiste(TM)s coming of age."
-Michiko Kakutani

"Switchblade-keen satirist Teddy Wayne. . .delves into the twisted world of celebrity culture with delicious, detailed insight. It's as if People magazine were written by Kurt Vonnegut, smart and fun and fanged... there are also great swaths of heart and pain and genuine compassion."

"Surprisingly moving...heartbreaking...A mix of pre-adolescent angst and industry cynicism that makes him sound like Holden Caulfield Jr. adrift in Access Hollywood hell." (Rolling Stone)

"Heartbreakingly convincing...Hate Bieber? Wayne's touching portrait might change your mind."

eoeDeft and delightful . . . touching (and unexpectedly suspenseful) . . . so frank and engaging . . . A sweeter, softer-edged satire of the pop-culture carnival.e (Wall Street Journal)

"'The Love Song of Jonny Valentine' is a fun, highly diverting read.eWayne generates considerable sympathy for the 11-year-old kid trapped at the center of the churning entertainment machinee.This is a portrait of the artist as a youngbrand.e (San Francisco Chronicle)

"It would be easy to simply satirize the life and times of an 11-year-old pop star. But while Wayne does riff on America's obsessions with youth, celebrity and weight, among other things, he chooses to take his hero seriouslye.If Justin Bieber provides the book's cultural context, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" gives it its soule. [An] entertaining novel about the pop-celebrity-Internet air we all breathe, even if we don't want to inhale."

"The Love Song of Jonny Valentinee is a showstoppere.The booke(TM)s greatest triumph e" and there are many e" is Jonnye(TM)s voice, which falls somewhere between bright-eyed kid and jaded industry veteran (of course, he is both)e.In addition to an exquisite rendering of Jonnye(TM)s growing awareness, the novel provides other delights [and] plenty of genuinely affecting moments. As Jonny realizes he has the money and power of an island nation, he feels the disappointments of his life more keenly and asserts himself in ways that arene(TM)t anywhere near family friendly; we discover he is a flawed child in addition to an exploited one and empathize with him because of it. In the end, eoeThe Love Song of Jonny Valentinee is a serious book that is way more fun than the life of a child star." (Boston Globe)

"Heartbreaking and amusing...more than anything, Jonny reminded me of Jack, the 5-year-old captive narrator of Emma Donoghue's Room. Like Room, this novel takes a sordid tabloid situation and illuminates it with a child's voice so real you want to climb inside the book and rescue him."

"Through Waynee(TM)s assured prose and captivating storytelling, we see Jonny as one large cog in the entertainment machinee"who, despite how talented he may be, knows he may soon be replaced by a younger model." (, Book of the Week)

"A buoyant, smart, searing portrait of our culture's obsession with young pop stars."(Entertainment Weekly)

"Depicting the inner life of a protagonist who is not yet a full-fledged adult is no small feat, but author Teddy Wayne pulls it off masterfully." (The Daily Beast)

"Masterfully executed...the real accomplishment is the unforgettable voice of Jonny. If this impressive novel, both entertaining and tragically insightful, were a song, it would have a Michael Jackson beat with Morrissey lyrics."

"Provocative and bittersweeteJonny is such an engaging, sympathetic character that his voice carries the novel...A very funny novel when it isn't so sad, and vice versa."
e" Kirkus (starred review)

eoeHarrowing, hilariouseIt's less a coming-of-age story than a price-of-this-age story, where self-promotion is the equivalent of self-preservation. In The Love Song of Jonny Valentine Wayne manages to negotiate a character so original, so multitextured, and teetering so precariously between innocence and emptiness, the result is a stunning achievement in literary zeitgeist."

"The beste"and onlye"tween-pop novel you'll ever read. The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, the second novel from rising star Teddy Wayne, depicts the world of prepackaged pop through the eyes of a precocious 11-year-old tween idol (think Justin Bieber by way of Holden Caulfield)." (Details)

"Wayne brilliantly narrates from the perspective of Jonny's tweenage prison...Reading about Jonny means rooting for him, even though there is a sense that he, like so many real stars who we will never know so well, is already long gone." (Boston Phoenix)

"Few novels with child narrators can truly appeal to adults in a complex way. Flannery Oe(TM)Connore(TM)s The Violent Bear It Away and, of course, Harper Leee(TM)s To Kill a Mockingbird are obvious exceptions, and we can add this novel to the list."

"Think an imagined life of a star like Bieber...but so much better; moving and hilarious and typical of Wayne.e (The Atlantic Wire)

"Hilarious and heartbreaking...An original, poignant and captivating coming-of-age story...a breathtakingly fresh novel about the dark side of show business."

eoeThe Love Song of Jonny Valentinetakes us deep into the dark arts and even darker heart of mass-market celebrity, twenty-first-century version. In the near-pubescent hitmaker of the title, Teddy Wayne delivers a wild ride through the upper echelons of the entertainment machine as it ingests human beings at one end and spews out dollars at the other.Jonnye(TM)s like all the rest of us, he wants to love and be loved, and as this brilliant novel shows, thate(TM)s a dangerous way to be when youe(TM)re inside the machine.e
-Ben Fountain,New York Times bestselling author of Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk

eoeIe(TM)d wanted to go slowly and readThe Love Song of Jonny Valentineover the course of a week or two, but once Jonnye(TM)s voice got into my head, I was hooked, and kept picking it back up, and so I ended up on the last page, reading that final, amazing sentence, at like three in the morning. This novel is a serious accomplishment....America as we know it, with laughs on every page, but also a book that doesne(TM)t take one cheap shot....And at the swirling core, you have an eleven-year-old boy trapped by his fame and trying to figure out how to move through the world, and who wants nothing more than to find his father. This is a book with a runaway narrative engine, tremendous ambitions, and an even bigger heart. I do not lie when I tell you: Teddy Wayne is as good a young writer as we have.e
-Charles Bock,New York Times bestselling author ofBeautiful Children

eoeWhat is most searing about Teddy Waynee(TM)s splendid new novel is not his trenchant social criticism, nor the itchy, unsettling way that he makes tragedy entertaining, but that in the bubble of celebrity which comprises little Jonny Valentinee(TM)s whole world, at times the only differences between the savvy, drug-taking, lonely adults and the savvy, drug-taking, lonely kid himself are his outsized talent, and their avarice plus wrinkles.e
-Helen Schulman,New York Times bestselling author of This Beautiful Life

eoeThe Love Song of Jonny Valentineis a novel of ferocious wit and surprising poignancy. Teddy Wayne has written a pitch-perfect anthem for our surreal American Dream, a power ballad for the twenty-first-century unhappy family, an epic ode to the fleeting glory of fame....Adored by his fans, enslaved by the music industry, Jonny Valentine navigates the high-stakes game of celebrity while secretly longing for the love of his missing dad. And we, in turn, long for him to hold on to his soulful spirit, his baby chub, his cri de coeur, his "major vulnerabilities." A deeply entertaining novel with humor and heart to spare.e
-Amber Dermont,New York Times bestselling author of The Starboard Sea

eoeIn Jonny Valentine, Teddy Wayne has created a vivid and achingly authentic portrait of an adolescent prodigy trying to make sense of a world from which hee(TM)s been kept mostly separate. Wry, witty, and genuinely moving, this is a novel that delves into the private longings of a public figure, exposing the sometimes dark and often ridiculous inner workings of a life in show business.The Love Song of JonnyValentineis absorbing and beautifully writtene"and also a ton of fun to read.e

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