50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
By Justin Racz
(Bloomsbury USA, Hardcover, 9781596910560, 108pp.)
Publication Date: December 13, 2005
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Here are fifty boyfriends so bad you'll toast to being single.
Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you're not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we've all had the misfortune to meet.
There's Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who's using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It.
Isn't revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Justin Racz is an advertising copywriter. He is the author of 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, 50 Relatives Worse Than Yours, and J. Crewd. He lives in New York City.