Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Mass Market Paperback)
Avon Books, 9780060521844, 256pp.
Publication Date: February 1, 2003
Thongs: What is the point of them? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell.
Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. (Apart from dribble, which is never acceptable.)