You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Paperback)
Griffin, 9780312363024, 242pp.
Publication Date: September 14, 2010
From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You," "Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
Airlines serving up one hot mess
Action figure Jesus
Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
And much more
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning "is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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Praise For You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning…
"Rivenbark’s latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life."--Book Reporter "...one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!"--Booking Mama