The Girl with the Sturgeon Tattoo: A Parody (Paperback)

A Parody

By Lars Arffssen

Griffin, 9780312610500, 200pp.

Publication Date: August 30, 2011



"Arguably the funniest novel to emerge from Northern Europe since the Black Death"

A reindeer strangler has struck again; the world's leading authority on Baltic sturgeon has been filleted, and the head of Sweden's only unpublished thriller writer has been discovered some meters from his body.

Just a typical day in Stockholm's crime log? Or are the murders the works of a single killer? Chief Inspector Svenjamin Bubbles has a suspect: Lizzy Salamander, Scandinavia's most heavily tattooed girl-sociopath and hacker extraordinaire.

Mikael Blomberg believes Salamander has been framed. But if Salamander is innocent, who is the 4'10" girl ninja captured on a surveillance camera decapitating the failed novelist? And what has become of the unpublished manuscript that claimed to connect Sweden's most eco-friendly corporations to the twentieth century's greatest tyrant?

A shocking story of corruption and perversion that reaches to the highest echelons of the world's largest producer of inexpensive ready-to-assemble wooden bookcases, "The Girl with the Sturgeon Tattoo" delivers a hilarious and gripping parody of the best-selling novels by Stieg Larsson.

About the Author

Before becoming an international publishing sensation, Lars Arffssen was best known in his home country as author of En Popular Historien om dem Svenska Kottbulle (A Popular History of the Swedish Meatball). He lives in Sodermalm with his common-law wife and several children from various relationships.

Praise For The Girl with the Sturgeon Tattoo: A Parody

"Larsson fans are sure to enjoy a chuckle."
--Publishers Weekly "'Sturgeon Tattoo' is the kind of book Stieg Larsson might have dictated from beyond the grave to Mel Brooks."
--The Los Angeles Times