Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman (Paperback)
The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
Griffin, 9780312649432, 304pp.
Publication Date: October 12, 2010
January 2010 Indie Next List
— Natalie Glenn, Red-Tail Books, Eleven Mile Corner, AZ
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This one's for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhere It's time for seriously hilarious girl-talk with "New York Times" bestselling author Lisa Scottoline. She's shared this collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours . . . if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. Pick up this book you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll swear off pantyhose. Here are some examples of Lisa's wit and wisdom:
"Everybody has their pornography, and mine is the real estate ads."
"We'll get universal health care before we get beauty salons open on Mondays, and that's backwards. Ask any woman if she'd rather have a haircut or a mammogram, and you'll see what I mean."
"Mothers are a natural force, and maybe an alternative source of fuel."
"Lately there's been talk about a religion that allows polygamy, so that a man can have as many wives as he pleases. Where is the religion that allows a woman to have as many husbands as she pleases?"
"I have never been in an accident, if you don't count my two marriages."
"My mother taught us that if you eat baked beans from a can that has dents, you'll die of botulism. This was before people injected botulism into their faces. Nowadays, the dented can will kill you, but you'll look young."
Inspired by her wildly popular column in "The Philadelphia Inquirer" entitled "Chick Wit," "Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog" is a book you'll have to put down just to stop laughing.
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Praise For Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman…
“Scottoline savors every last bit of her life, and so will you.”—People magazine
“Plunging into home improvement frenzy, constructing a chicken coop, figuring out mystifying insurance policies and how not to die at the gym are some of the conundrums this ordinary woman faces with verve and wicked humor, especially how her beloved dogs have contentedly replaced the romance in her life.”—Publishers Weekly
“Scottoline takes the fodder of everyday life and offers witty reflections from a female perspective.”—Booklist
“…shrewd, tart, sensitive and hard to resist.”—Kirkus Reviews
“She has compiled about 70 of the funniest, smartest and most poignant dispatches into one deliciously exuberant collection. What really makes this collection so addictive is Scottoline's way of capturing everyday moments, dissecting them and coming up with unexpected and slightly off-kilter observations about life."—Book Page