How to Do Everything: From the Man Who Should Know: A Completely Exhaustive Guide to Do-It-Yourself and Self-Help (Paperback)
From the Man Who Should Know: A Completely Exhaustive Guide to Do-It-Yourself and Self-Help
Anchor Canada, 9780385667753, 230pp.
Publication Date: September 6, 2011
From the mastermind of the hugely successful "The Red Green Show" comes a book that is going to change your life, or at least make you laugh a lot whenever you pick it up. And people are going to be picking it up for many years to come, because like the long-rerunning TV shows there's not a topical gag in the book anywhere, so it's going to be funny for the forseeable future. And as its title suggests, this is also a terribly useful book. Among its very many gems of advice, it shows how to cook with acetylene, take revenge on a lawn mower, measure your hat size with a two-by-four, reduce your carbon footprint (it involves moving into a fruit tree located next to a liquor store) and make your own alternative fuel (which involves an empty propane tank and a full septic one).
"From the Hardcover edition.
About the Author
Artist Red Green has previously illustrated his own poetry books, which he kept carefully hidden until it was agreed he could do the illustrations for this book. Photographer Red Green's discovery that a professional might charge upwards of a hundred dollars led him to the decision to take the damn pictures in this book himself. "From the Hardcover edition."
Praise For How to Do Everything: From the Man Who Should Know: A Completely Exhaustive Guide to Do-It-Yourself and Self-Help…
“When looking for wisdom on big questions, I turn to either the Bible or Red Green.
— Ken Gallinger, Ethically Speaking columnist, Toronto Star
"[H]ilarious, satirical and smart. . . .Some of the advice--such as [Smith's] tips on surviving marriage--is wiser and more honest than anything you'll read in a real so-called self-help book."
— The Globe and Mail
"Thankfully . . . Steve Smith is as crafty with words as he is with DIY home renovations."
— Toronto Life
"For those suffering from Possum Lodge withdrawal--fear not, because Red's back and he's written the ultimate do-it-yourself and self-help manual all rolled into one."