What You Don't Know About Turning 60 (Paperback)

A Funny Birthday Quiz

By P.D. Witte

Running Press Adult, 9780684040028, 128pp.

Publication Date: February 1, 2006

Other Editions of This Title:
Paperback (11/1/1999)

List Price: 7.99*
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What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.

Sample jokes include:
- Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.
- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

About the Author

Phil Witte is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist. His joke books on turning 50 and 60 have sold over 150,000 copies to date. His website is www.philwitte.net.

Steve Mark is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.