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If These Boobs Could Talk

A Little Humor to Pump Up the Breastfeeding Mom

Shannon Payette Seip, Adrienne Hedger


List Price: 12.99*
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This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh!

Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life.

In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun.

Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book includes:

* Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk 

* Quiz: Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs?

* Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads

* How to Find Your Inner Hottie

Andrews McMeel Publishing, 9780740771200, 96pp.

Publication Date: March 1, 2008

About the Author

 The creative duo Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger both answer to "Mom," "Mommy," and "Mommmm!" Shannon owns Bean Sprouts---healthy kids' cafes in Madison, Wisconsin. Adrienne is a writer and illustrator whose designs have been published by Recycled Paper Greetings. She calls San Clemente, California, home. Their previous books include the award-winning If These Boobs Could Talk and Momnesia.