I Wish I Never Met You: Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly a Novel (Original)
Denise N. Wheatley
(Author)
Description
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What single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways.
I Wish I Never Met You is the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest suitors. As she tries to sort out what she's learned from the heartache and the embarrassments, she'll have you laughing out loud, thanking God it's not your life while recognizing that you've made all the same mistakes.
Product Details
Price
$12.00
$11.16
Publisher
Touchstone Books
Publish Date
August 10, 2004
Pages
224
Dimensions
5.18 X 0.49 X 8.02 inches | 0.42 pounds
Language
English
Type
Paperback
EAN/UPC
9780743250566
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Denise N. Wheatley is an avid reader and writer who has been doing both ever since she can remember. She is a dreamer who once thought the reality of being a published author was quite a long shot. But because beastly Corporate America never suited her, she took a chance on her first love and began writing books. When she is not writing, Denise can be found in a movie theater, on a tennis court, in front of her stereo listening to hip-hop, or on the phone giving/getting advice. She currently resides in Chicago, IL.
Reviews
Renee Minus White of the New York Amsterdam News states that Wheatley "introduces a memorable character with an unforgettable voice. It's definitely an entertaining, fun read" (September 1, 2004).