My Horizontal Life (Compact Disc)

A Collection of One-Night Stands

By Chelsea Handler, Cassandra Campbell (Narrated by)

Tantor Audio, 9781400108268

Publication Date: August 25, 2008

Other Editions of This Title:
Digital Audiobook (8/24/2008)
Mass Market (11/19/2013)
Paperback (7/16/2013)
Paperback (5/12/2005)
Pre-Recorded Audio Player (3/1/2009)
MP3 CD (8/25/2008)
Prebound (11/19/2013)
Paperback (1/1/2007)
Compact Disc (8/25/2008)

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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

About the Author

Chelsea Handler is the star of E!'s late-night comedy show "Chelsea Lately" and the author of "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea."

Cassandra Campbell has recorded nearly two hundred audiobooks and directed many more. She has been nominated for and won multiple Audie Awards, as well as a prestigious Odyssey Award, and she has been awarded more than twenty "AudioFile" Earphones Awards. Cassandra was also named a Best Voice by "AudioFile" for 2009 and 2010.

Praise For My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

"In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt." ---Laura Zigman, author of Animal Husbandry