Love Him Or Leave Him, but Don't Get Stuck With the Tab (Hardcover)

Hilarious Advice for Real Women

By Loni Love, Jeannine Amber

Simon & Schuster, 9781451694765, 256pp.

Publication Date: July 30, 2013

Other Editions of This Title:
Digital Audiobook (7/29/2013)
Paperback (7/22/2014)

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Description

Women who loved Steve Harvey’s mega-bestseller Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, will want to read this wise, funny relationship advice book from no-nonsense actress and comedienne Loni Love, who says that putting yourself first is the path toward lasting love.


That’s the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women’s most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales—from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.

As Loni says, “You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That’s the foundation for all the advice I give, because it’s a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms.”

Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he’s just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are.

If you’re in a great relationship, Loni gives tips on keeping it strong. (Love him.) If you’re having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations. (Leave him.) But no matter what, don’t let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the Tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers.


About the Author

Loni Love is a co-host of Fox and BET’s new daytime talk show The Real, a regular panelist on Chelsea Lately, Tru TV Presents World’s Dumbest, and co-host of the nationally syndicated radio show, Cafemocha. She is one of the few top nationally touring female standup comedians and has performed on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Comedy Central, and other shows. She lives in Los Angeles and is happily single with no cats.


Praise For Love Him Or Leave Him, but Don't Get Stuck With the Tab: Hilarious Advice for Real Women

“Loni Love gives wise funny advice straight from the heart. She's the best boo anyone could hope to have.”
— Dr. Drew

“If Loni Love is half as good at giving advice as she is at drinking Hennessy, the world is about to be a much better place.”
— Chelsea Handler

“The Real co-host’s collection of hilarious relationship advice blends laugh-out-loud punch lines with practical takeaway.”

"Hilarious and straight-to-the-point (although NSFW) romantic advice on everything from meeting up to breaking up, and even getting hitched."

“Love’s advice is witty and wise, and there’s something for readers at every stage in their love lives.”

“There’s no wallowing in man-misery allowed when you’re reading this book . . . Loni Love speaks bluntly and truthfully while advocating that women stand up for themselves, take back their strength, and stop being wimpy – whether they’re in their first romance or their fiftieth. Along the way, we meet Love’s ex-loves, her wild and clueless friends, and her bawdy, wonderful sense of humor.”

“She's got sass, she's got class and she'll kick your... preconceived notions of dating and courtship to the curb. . . . Any woman who has been treated like a carpet in past relationships should strap this guide to her torso. . . . Through over-the-top humor and blunt truth, Loni Love's how-to book on romance seems to encourage women to love themselves first—and the men will follow.”

“Listen up: Loni Love is a force to be reckoned with. She will give you confidence, boost your game, and call you out on all your stupid decisions. She's like Simon Cowell with a weave.”
— Sherri Shepherd

“Very funny advice for women! In fact, I've never been in favor of banning books, but now I am.”
— D. L. Hughley

“The funny stuff comes from Loni, the advice comes from me. When do I get a book deal?”
— Momma Love


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