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Love Rehab

A Novel in Twelve Steps

Jo Piazza


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"If you've ever had your heart broken and then cut your own bangs, read this book. I laughed so hard I made people around me uncomfortable." --Paula Froelich, New York Times-bestselling author of Mercury in Retrograde

Cyber-stalking, drive-bys, drunken text messaging, creating fake email accounts--you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love.

Sophie isn't dealing with her breakup well. Dumped by her boyfriend, Eric, for his sexting, D-cupped, young Floozy McSecretary, Sophie leaves Manhattan and lands back in her hometown, crushed and pajama-clad, blaming herself and begging her ex for a second chance.

But when her best friend, Annie, gets in trouble for driving drunk and is forced to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, something clicks in Sophie's strung-out mind. Women need love rehab, she realizes, to help fix the craziness that comes along with falling for someone.

If you start it, they will come. When she opens up her home to the obsessed and lovelorn, Sophie finds a way to help women out there who have overdosed on the wrong men--and she saves herself in the process.

Love is a drug and the only things that can save us are the steps, rules, and one another. Step one: Admit you have a problem, and keep the hell away from Facebook.

Open Road Media, 9781453295076, 230pp.

Publication Date: June 4, 2013

About the Author

Jo Piazza is the author of the acclaimed Celebrity, Inc.: How Famous People Make Money and a novel, Love Rehab. She is a regular contributor to the Wall Street Journal and her work has appeared in the New York Times, New York magazine, Glamour, Gotham, the Daily Beast, and Slate. She has also appeared as a commentator on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and NPR. Piazza holds an undergraduate degree in economics from the University of Pennsylvania, a master's in journalism from Columbia University, and a master's in religious studies from New York University. She lives in New York City with her giant dog.

Conversation Starters from

There are twelve steps in the novel—one step per chapter. Did this add to the storyline for you? Were you aware of the steps’ direct connections to the steps in traditional twelve step programs? Did you have a favorite step? If so, which one and why? Did you have a least favorite step?

Early on in the story, we find out that Sophie is a member of Have you ever tried online dating? If so, which one(s)? Was your experience favorable? Would you do it again? Care to share any stories with the group?

Sophie says, “I thought the storming and the eruption would lead to some grand gesture or admission of undying love and devotion….” And, later in the story, we learn the all-important Rule #1: Staging a dramatic outburst never leads to a grand gesture. Tell the truth—have you ever stormed out or staged a dramatic outburst in hopes of eliciting a “grand gesture”? Details, details?

As the story progresses, Sophie, Annie, and their friends become increasingly vulnerable, honest and open. Do you think this made them more relatable? Was there any point in the story when you felt uncomfortable—for them or yourself—in the face of this newfound vulnerability?

We meet anthropologist Dr. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University. Dr. Fisher really does exist. She really has written a book called Why We Love. And her findings reported in Love Rehab are, indeed, true. We learn that people in the throes of early romantic love experience a dopamine rush at the same levels as those addicted to cigarettes or even cocaine. Would you agree with her findings? Have you ever found yourself in the midst of this kind of chemical reaction? Do you find it exhilarating? Terrifying? None of the above? What was your most extreme case?

There’s mention of “the evolution of the beginning of love in the digital age”, which starts with texting, moves to Gchatting and then on to high-frequency phone calls. Is this how things fall into place in your world? Do you think it works? Is this the best way to get to know someone?

We meet Joe. Sophie notes he wasn’t invited to their LAA meeting because men nurse broken hearts “in a different way than women.” Do you think this is true? If so, why do you think that is?

At one point, Sophie calls herself out as a “love pusher”—wanting her boyfriends to like her so much that she never considers whether she actually likes them and noting that “it felt good to make someone like me.” Do you think it’s possible to make someone like you? Have you ever tried? What was the outcome?

In addition to the twelve steps, there are seven rules, ranging from seeking the grand gesture to not needing to be “See you next Tuesday” about things. Did you have a favorite rule? If so, which one and what made it so perfect for you?

Sophie, Annie, Princess, Stella—the list goes on. Love Rehab is filled with characters familiar to all of us. Some we love. Some…maybe not so much. Did you have a favorite character? If so, who and why? And who really got under your skin? Who was your least favorite character in the story?

Were you glad when Sophie and Joe hooked up? Were you expecting it to happen? What did you think when they decided to spend time apart to take care of mending their own lives. Were you worried they might not get back together again? Would you rather have seen Sophie get back together with Eric?

If you were to set-up your own Love Rehab group: what would it look like?

Last question: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in the name of love?