No Swimming (Paperback)

An Anthology

By James Paddock

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, 9781508807766, 154pp.

Publication Date: March 9, 2015

List Price: 7.95*
* Individual store prices may vary.

Description

A collection of short shorts and long shorts, humorous, sad, thought provoking and by all means, interesting.

  • The attack of the one-eyed killer gator
  • A South Carolina bride struggles as a Montana wife
  • What caused the casket lid to slam shut?
  • A waiting room between heaven and the next life
  • The last photograph at a wedding reception that goes terribly wrong
  • A kitten named Hodgepodge and a girl named Laughter
  • Kids go in and never come out
  • An Arizona desert hike with unexpected results
  • Does a little girl listen to her father's last breath?
  • Who has the last remaining pencil in the world?
  • A young lady gives her grandfather a lesson in understanding
  • Lipstick and perfume trump a dented fender
  • Who is more twisted, him for how he treats her, her for sticking around?
  • A race down a Nevada highway reveals answers to questions she didn't know she had.

INCLUDES a bonus novella: Hot Roast Beef with Mustard.