And Lead Us Not (Paperback)
BookBaby, 9781513643229, 202pp.
Publication Date: April 1, 2019
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A high school dropout from the backwaters of Louisiana becomes President of the United States?From the writer who is already drawing comparisons to Mark Twain, comes this new hilarious but thought-provoking novel by David Pierson.Wally Zeringue, an entrepreneur who gains notoriety with his one-minute editorials that promote his Capitol Cards, wins the nomination as Vice President for a major political party. And, when the President-elect dies days before the Inauguration, Wally ascends to the highest office in the land. The new President, however, has enemies in low places. One in particular is Dan Bitterman, a former classmate who is now a reporter for the Evangeline Press-Dispatch, the President's hometown weekly newspaper. With his two secret informants (Cassandra and Judas Iscariot), Dan uncovers dirt on the new President, and the nation's intelligentsia join in as Dan turns out one expose after another.Meanwhile, President Zeringue, a businessman who has never held elective office, implements radical changes in the way the country conducts its business.This is a book that will have the reader laughing and then thinking, laughing and then thinking."And Lead Us Not is a novel I would have written if I were still alive." –Mark TwainI wrote And Lead Us Not twenty-five years ago. I thought the whole world would like it. I did. But reality set in. The world of editors, publishers and literary agents did not jump at it. They said my political satire "wasn't realistic," "lacked verisimilitude" or "simply was not believable."One editor addressed the novel ideas my character, Wally Zeringue, proposes as President in the story. Although I showed a flair for writing, she said I lacked the expertise to make suggestions about how to save the nation from economic ruin. (In other words: "You're a writer. Don't think you can come up with solutions no one else has ever thought about.")In the end, with one rejection after another, I shelved the manuscript and went on to other writing projects. Then something happened: Reality changed. My novel didn't change, but the things I wrote about a quarter century ago (things which the publishing world said were unrealistic) started happening. In fact, they're still happening! In recent months a number of friends and relatives who read my novel when I first wrote it have called to tell me I came out too early with the book. And my sister, oh, my sister! She said, "David, you're Nostradamus!"Anyway, like I said, I moved on to other writing projects, but a number of the characters I had created in And Lead Us Not still lived in me, and I found myself employing them, like Hollywood actors, in my new writing projects. I even let them keep their names and many of their quirky mannerisms.Wally Zeringue, for instance -- who plays the role of a high school drop-out who accidentally becomes President in And Lead Us Not -- plays the role of a brilliant but crazy high school English teacher in my blog, "Bayou Da Vinci."Wiley Zeringue, the malcontented younger brother of the President, also appears in "Bayou Da Vinci" in the role of Wally's dark alter ego. Dan Bitterman is perhaps typecast, but he is comfortable in his character as a frustrated reporter for a weekly newspaper, so he reprises that role in my short story "The Obscene Tree."Mrs. Strassel and Winston Tully also appear in that short story but in lesser roles.Anyway, anyway, my sister (the one who has delusions that I am a sort of Nostradamus) suggested I resubmit And Lead Us Not to the world, not the publishing world, but to the world of readers on the internet. So, that's what I'm doing here. I'm self-publishing And Lead Us Not.This is not the course I envisioned for my story about Wally Zeringue and Dan Bitterman and the others, but I liked this story when I wrote it, and I still like it today. It's a damn good novel.I hope you and the rest of the world feel the same way and have a good laugh when you read it.David Pierso
About the Author
David Pierson is the author of two popular books, Bayou Da Vinci and, most recently, And Lead Us Not. A Louisiana native, Mr. Pierson labored for many years as a newspaper reporter and magazine editor before returning to the classroom as a high school English teacher.An experienced public speaker who has been interviewed countless times on television, radio and in print — he prefers being "on stage" every day in the classroom, telling stories to his students. He says he finds more intellectual stimulation working with young people than with adults whose minds have already been set.Well-read, especially in classical literature, Mr. Pierson is a scholar who has written detailed, in-depth reading comprehension questions and answers for many epics, novels, short stories and plays (among them, every play by Shakespeare); and he shares these with his students.The founder of the longest-running scholastic chess league in the country, the Louisiana Scholastic Chess League, Mr. Pierson lays claim to being the most checkmated person in the history of the game. (That's because he has drilled nearly five thousand young people on how to force checkmates on their opponents with two rooks, a queen or one rook.)