English Lessons: A Mad Dog & Englishman Mystery (Hardcover)

A Mad Dog & Englishman Mystery

By J. M. Hayes

Poisoned Pen Press, 9781590589151, 184pp.

Publication Date: July 5, 2011



On a bleak Christmas morning, Sewa Tribal Police Officer Heather English patrols a desolate canyon on the Arizona reservation. Her father, the Benteen County, Kansas Sheriff, is lonely enough with no family around to go work at his office. On the way, Sheriff English calms a wild incident in a church parking lot. Then receives a death threat. The crèche, at the center of the town's largest holiday yard display, has been desecrated. Its owner plans to kill the neighbors he suspects are responsible. To keep their husband and father home, his family gives the sheriff the man's guns and promises not to let him make trouble. Soon the county fills with rumors that the sheriff is systematically violating Second Amendment rights and seizing every weapon. A local militia turns out, locked and loaded, and ready to do what it takes to stop him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, Heather stumbles on the newly-elected governor, newly murdered. A note explains his death is part of a drug war. His killer promises Heather she'll be among the victims. Her Uncle Mad Dog, a Cheyenne wanna-be shaman, is involved. Someone thinks Mad Dog is a drug lord and sends him a last minute gift—a severed human hand. Careful police work, a little Cheyenne magic, and maybe a Christmas miracle are needed to restore peace on earth. One slip, however, and Mad Dog, Sheriff English, and Heather will rest in peace—eternally! 

About the Author

J.M. Hayes studied anthropology at Wichita State University and the University of Arizona.Still a Kansas boy at heart, he lives in Tucson with his wife and a small herd of German Shepherds.English Lessons is his seventh novel and sixth Mad Dog & Englishman Mystery."

Praise For English Lessons: A Mad Dog & Englishman Mystery

"The book's wry tone doesn't hide the author's contempt for irresponsible leaders and the yahoos who mindlessly follow them. Hayes cares about the English family with their enduring sanity and resilience, and so will readers." —Publishers Weekly

"In this always entertaining series, Hayes never fails to mix action and humor in an engaging manner." —Booklist

"Full of outrageous humor and a plot that will leave even the most jaded readers demanding more, Hayes's latest gives Janet Evanovich a run for the wackiest characters and most bizarre plots in crime fiction."  --Library Journal, starred review of Server Down

"This well-crafted story told with humor will leave readers waiting for further adventures of Mad Dog, Englishman, and the inhabitants of Buffalo Springs."  --Booklist of Mad Dog & Englishman

"This is the best madcap cozy to hit the genre since Joan Hess’ Maggody series debuted more than 15 years ago."  --Booklist, starred review of Plains Crazy