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The Quotable Douchebag

A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks

Margaret Mcguire (Compiled by)


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Did he really just say that?!?
Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.”
Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.”
And many, many more.

Quirk Books, 9781594744259, 144pp.

Publication Date: July 1, 2009

About the Author

Margaret McGuire lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.