Build Your Own Romantic Comedy (Hardcover)

Pick Your Plot, Meet Your Man, and Direct Your Happily Ever After

By Lana Schwartz

Ulysses Press, 9781646040056, 152pp.

Publication Date: March 17, 2020

List Price: 24.95*
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Live the cheesy rom-com love story of your dreams with this hilarious mix-and-match adventure through adorable meet-cutes, fun montages, and grand romantic gestures. . . all leading the way to the final kiss.

Get ready to relax with your favorite romantic comedy of all time—the one you create! Instead of turning on the latest cheesy rom-com for a simple, mood-boosting love story, put yourself in the director’s chair with Build Your Own Romantic Comedy.

First, open the book and pick your heroine. Will she be a high-powered business lady with no time for love? Or a quirky bakery owner? Just make your choice and read how the magic unfolds. When it's time to meet your man, do you prefer a hunky prince, a hunky executive, or a hunky nemesis? Each choice will take you down a totally different path that all somehow end up making a charmingly predictable romance.

Choice by hilarious choice, you’ll pick from classic rom-com elements like:
  • Sassy best friends
  • Romantic date montages
  • A makeover, obviously
  • Dramatic but easily solved misunderstandings

Make your way closer and closer to the big payoff—the picture-perfect, most romantic final kiss ever.

And when you’ve savored that last bit of fun, romantic goodness, don’t be glum. Turn back to page one and start a new love story. With over 100 possible stories, the happily-ever-afters never have to stop.

About the Author

Lana Schwartz is a writer who was born and raised in New York City, where she continues to live and watch romantic comedies today. Her work has been published in The New Yorker, The Toast, The Hairpin, Mental Floss, Vulture, and more. For additional details about Lana as well as instructions on how to correctly pronounce her name, please visit

Praise For Build Your Own Romantic Comedy: Pick Your Plot, Meet Your Man, and Direct Your Happily Ever After

"Are you the next Nora Ephron or Nancy Meyers? If you've ever dreamed of writing a romantic comedy that stands the test of time, Lana Schwartz provides inspiration to create your own happily ever after, in a variety of different ways. With warmth, wit and surprises, Schwartz's gift for storytelling shines through in every twist and turn of her love letter to a beloved genre. Saint Nora would approve." 

— Erin Carlson

"As someone who has seen nearly every rom com ever produced and has had a hard time coming to terms with the fact that Hugh Grant made a finite number of movies in the '90s, I so appreciate that Lana Schwartz has written this charming, funny book which allows you to create as many new rom coms as your heart desires."

— Blythe Roberson