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How to Punch Kids in Bathrooms

John Marszalkowski


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Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?
Learn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include...

  • prepubescent dreams of naked women
  • self-help garbage
  • narcissism
  • unsolicited peddling
  • embracing the bare minimum
  • fighting small children in public bathrooms.

John Marszalkowski, 9781732022683, 32pp.

Publication Date: June 26, 2019

About the Author

John Marszalkowski is the author of BUY MY BOOK: Not Because You Should, But Because I'd Like Some Money and co-host of the show Who Are We To Podcast?