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The Ultimate Excuse Generator

Over 100 million excellent excuses (funny, joke, flip book)

Mike Barfield

Novelty book

List Price: 14.99*
* Individual store prices may vary.


In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help! How about trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie'?

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, The Ultimate Excuse Generator will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

Laurence King Publishing, 9781786275257, 80pp.

Publication Date: September 3, 2019

About the Author

Mike Barfield is a comic writer, cartoonist, poet, and performer with 25 years' experience. He has worked in TV, radio, books, newspapers, and magazines. He performs in schools, libraries, bookshops, and festivals all over the UK, often dressed as a giant housefly.