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How to Get into Our House and Where We Keep the Money

Panio Gianopoulos


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In a bizarre love triangle, a man becomes increasingly desperate for the attention of a woman obsessed with her little dog. A hapless unromantic develops an algorithm to help him succeed at dating. And a divorcee becomes consumed with jealousy when a man she likes begins to date her 60 year old mother. In these tales of love pursued, yet rarely caught, characters find themselves tripping, sometimes painfully, sometimes hilariously, toward self-revelation. Here is life in all of its clumsiness, humor, and beauty. 

Four Way Books, 9781945588020, 236pp.

Publication Date: September 5, 2017

About the Author

PANIO GIANOPOULOS is the author of the novella A Familiar Beast. His writing has appeared widely and he is the recipient of a New York Foundation for the Arts Fellowship for nonfiction literature. He lives in New York.